Outsider Writer

Hey there everybody out in the cyber-universe…or cyber-verse.

I know you’d usually come here to read some of Nick Adams’s stories or reviews or whatever else he writes, but today you’re out of luck. Nick is taking the day off and I’m filling in.

I’m known as Jordan (Jordy for short), but my real name, ironically, is Nick, too. I just go by Jordy (Jordan for long) because everybody and there mother is named Nick. Actually I can only think of one kind of mother named Nick. jk! So anyways, I am righting this and I am what Nick would probably describe as “some jerk" he met in the library.

Nick and I met when he said he was going to light himself on fire in the library to no one in particular. Apparently he thought everyone was listening to their iPods and so they wouldn’t here him. Ironically, my iPod was stolen last week so I did here him.

Nick (it almost sounds like I’m writing an autobibliography in third person) didn’t want to write down his miseries but also needed to write a blog for his blog. Or a post for his blog. Or a blog for his website. I don’t really know the terms. So he asked me to come up with a story and upload it. Well I can’t just come up with stories on demand so I decided to just write his story that he didn’t want too write. I also thought about including zombies because zombies are awesome!!

But now this intro has taken awhile and I really do having some reading to do for my women's studies class--lots of hot chicks in that class ;). I guess Nick was just having a bad day. Or a boring day. He kept going and forth. Maybe those are the same for him. Nick also told me that “a wise motivational poster once said, ‘you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take’.” I think Nick was trying to be funny so I kind of laughed. Speaking of funny, Daniel Tosh is hilarious. I should have written a blog about him. Oh well. Maybe next time ;)

I once read about how the World’s Most Famous Daredevil hung himself. They say that throughout his whole career, he never actually thought he could jump over fifteen flaming on fire school buses or whatever. I don’t mean to say Nick is like that daredevil, but I thought it was kind of weird and Nick might like that. I don't know.

Well anyways I hope this counts for a story because I’m sopposed to meet the Thomas Twins at the union soon. They’re called the Thomas Twins but there not really twins. Actually I don’t even think there even sisters. Kind of ironic. Anyways, I hope Nick and everybody else feels better after reading it because sometimes when life is funny, we don’t get the joke until years later.

p.s. should I create my own blog? Cause this was kinda fun. jk! ;)

p.s.s for real....should I?