Jacob: I hadn't been feeling like myself lately so I did what any college student would do when needing medical advice.
Robby: you looked up the symptoms online?
Jacob: Yeah. I thought it might be psychological, though, so I went to what I assumed was a psychiatrist website: TherapistExpert.com.
Robby: therapistexpert.com?
Jacob: Yeah. It's not what I thought it was. I wouldn't recommend it.
Robby: noted.
Jacob: Any stories on your end?
Robby: uh, my roommate from last year came up and bar tended at a special Halloween dinner my house threw. long story short, i was dressed as a taco, and don't remember anything after 7:30.
Jacob: The morning after Halloween I woke up fully dressed with bath towels thrown around my room. Also some floss and my toothbrush were in the toilet. An empty bottle of rum on my desk mocked my (lack of) memory.
Robby: yeah, that'll happen.
Jacob: As long as neither of us got a dirty word shaved into the back of our heads, I think we're okay though.
Robby: true. though i was definitely hung over for a solid two and a half days.
Jacob: And I've been trying to convince people that "fart-ass" isn't a dirty word.
Robby: haha
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