Friday, February 19, 2010

Local Man Becoming Philosophical

A local man in Mainville City, Ohio has become increasingly philosophical in the last year report his friends and loved ones. Though originally thought as "just a phase," it has since grown into a new lifestyle.

When asked about his mental and emotional change, the local man thought for a moment, looked into the distance and said, "We all change. Sometimes, though, we just change too much to see others change."

Sam Reinhart, a friend of the local man, said the philosophizing really started last fall when the man "began asking what is the real difference between the past and the future." And though the local man hasn't given up any of his possessions yet, he has started asking people about their own life ambitions.

"Everybody is vague," says the local man, "People are afraid of specifics. Perhaps specifics can only bring about failure."

The local man is convinced that in a matter of days he will revolutionize political and/or scientific theories, and in fact change the way people view the world. But until that happens, the local man will just continue his hermit lifestyle, listening to Alien Ant Farm and eating pizza rolls.

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