Monday, December 21, 2009

Dignity Gone the Way of the Dodo

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Zack and Brandi are in a relationship - Sunday

Zach: is king of the goddamn world!! -Sunday
Sarah: congrads
Jon: Boo. Titanic reference.

Brandi: I just can't stop smiling :)))) - Monday

Zach uploaded photo album "There's so much Brandi, I should be drunk" - Monday

Zach wrote on Brandi's wall: Hey, what happened yesterday? - Wednesday

Brandi is now single - Wednesday

Zach: is stunned. - Thursday

Zach: is in physical pain - Thursday

Zach: should stop wasting time on Facebook and do his Algebra homework. - Thursday
Jon: Stop whining. Lets go bowling tonight.

Zach uploaded photo album "Glad you weren't here" - Friday

Brandi wrote note "Life is Confusing" - Friday
Sarah: truer words were never spoken

Zach: is Sisyphus. - Yesterday
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Brandi is now in a relationship - Yesterday

Zach: is dying - Yesterday

Brandi is now single - Today at 12:32 PM

Zach: is laughing - Today at 1:56 PM

Zach wrote on Brandi's wall: hey, you want to get coffee sometime? -Today at 2:01 PM
Brandi: I don't really like coffee, sorry. - Today at 6:46 PM

Zach is playing FarmVille -Today at 9:15 PM

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